Quote by Jack Benny
"The worst thing about growing old is not the wrinkles—it's the lost memories."
"The worst thing about growing old is not the wrinkles—it's the lost memories."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."
"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."