Quote by Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"