Quote by Groucho Marx
"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
More from Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."