The best time to give advice to your children is while they'... - W.C. Fields

"The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know something."

W.C. Fields Family

Comedian Actor American 1880–1946

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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad."

"The most important thing in life is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."