Quote by Groucho Marx
"By the time you say you're his, shivering and sighing, he'll sigh like you, and cry like you, and die like you."
More from Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."