Whenever I drink whiskey, I think of my poor departed mother... - W.C. Fields

"Whenever I drink whiskey, I think of my poor departed mother. She hated whiskey."

W.C. Fields

Comedian Actor American 1880–1946

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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

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