If I had to choose between a woman and a cigar, I'd choose t... - W.C. Fields

"If I had to choose between a woman and a cigar, I'd choose the cigar."

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Comedian Actor American 1880–1946

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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad."

"The most important thing in life is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"