The difference between a man and his dog is that a dog think... - W.C. Fields

"The difference between a man and his dog is that a dog thinks you're perfect."

W.C. Fields Relationships

Comedian Actor American 1880–1946

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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad."

"The most important thing in life is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."