Quote by George Carlin

"The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion is bullshit."

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."