If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

George Carlin Philosophy

Comedian American 1937–2008

More from George Carlin

"The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion is bullshit."

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking."

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."