I guess my little mind can't quite understand the logic of h... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"I guess my little mind can't quite understand the logic of having a half hour to kill before I kill myself."

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."