If you've ever made love to a woman who's had a colostomy ba... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"If you've ever made love to a woman who's had a colostomy bag, you've got no right to complain about anything."

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

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