Who said "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."?

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

"The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion is bullshit."

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."