Swimming is a confusing sport because sometimes you do it fo... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"Swimming is a confusing sport because sometimes you do it for fun, and sometimes you do it to not die. Which one is it?"

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

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