Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created ... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created everything, most will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, they have to touch it."

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

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"The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion is bullshit."

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."