Quote by Stephen Colbert
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but I'm not an old dog."
More from Stephen Colbert
"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."
"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."
"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."
"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."