Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."

"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."

"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."

"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."