Have you ever noticed that lesbians don't have the same prob... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"Have you ever noticed that lesbians don't have the same problems that gay men do? It's because they don't have to go to the bathroom."

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Comedian American 1937–2008

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