I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me—they're cramming for the final exam."

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

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"The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion is bullshit."

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."