When you step on the brakes, your life is in your own hands.... - George Carlin

This quote is attributed to George Carlin.

"When you step on the brakes, your life is in your own hands. When you step on the accelerator, your life is in God's hands."

George Carlin Humor

Comedian American 1937–2008

More from George Carlin

"The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Religion is bullshit."

"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."