Quote by Stephen Colbert
"The human mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
More from Stephen Colbert
"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."
"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."
"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."
"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."