Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."

"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."

"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."

"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."