Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."

"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."

"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."

"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."