Quote by Stephen Colbert
"The difference between me and my audience is that I take the news seriously, but not myself."
"The difference between me and my audience is that I take the news seriously, but not myself."
"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."
"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."
"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."
"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."