Quote by Stephen Colbert
"The pursuit of happiness is a constitutional right, but happiness itself must be earned."
More from Stephen Colbert
"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."
"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."
"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."
"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."