Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Truthiness is like truth, except it's the truth the way you wish it were."

"I'm a huge fan of the news, and I always have been... I actually wanted to be an anchorman."

"The greatest threat to America is not communism. It's moving to Canada."

"Ignore the truth, believe the things that make you feel good."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."