I don't blame her. After all, who wouldn't want to marry the... - Gaston

"I don't blame her. After all, who wouldn't want to marry the most handsome man in town?"

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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."