No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's... - Gaston

"No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston!"

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"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."

"I use antlers in all of my decorating."

"No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston."

"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"Strength comes from within."

"A woman should be proud of who she is."

"A strong woman can overcome anything."

"The only thing I'm good at is killing."