"Ten points for Gaston!"
"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."
"I use antlers in all of my decorating."
"No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston."
"I'm especially good at expectorating."
All quotes by Gaston
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes