Quote by Mr. Krabs

"Money, money, money! Ar ar ar ar!"

"I love money."

"The only thing I love more than money is me."

"Ahoy and welcome to the Krusty Krab, where a penny saved is a penny earned!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"