Mr. Krabs

"Money, money, money! Ar ar ar ar!"

"I love money."

"The only thing I love more than money is me."

"Ahoy and welcome to the Krusty Krab, where a penny saved is a penny earned!"

"That's right, boy. I've got money on the brain."

"Me money!"

"I'm not just a number! I'm a man! ...With a number."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, boy."

"You're a financial moron!"

"The customer is always right, even if he's wrong."

"Nothing is more important than money, except for me."

"We're not just a restaurant, we're a money-making empire!"

"Work hard, and your efforts will be rewarded."

"The secret formula is worth more than all the money in the world."

"Ar ar ar! Time is money!"

"Every second we waste is a second we're not making money."

"I've worked hard to build this restaurant from the ground up."

"A businessman never takes a day off."

"I'd sell me own mother for a nickel!"

"Profit is the name of the game, boy!"

"You've got to spend money to make money."

"I'm not cheap, I'm just thrifty."

"Greed is good, my boy."

"Money makes the world go 'round."

"I didn't become successful by giving away free handouts."

"Every customer is a potential profit."

"The Krusty Krab is me life's work and me greatest love."

"Success comes to those who are willing to do whatever it takes."

"Never leave money on the table."

"Me restaurant, me rules, me profits!"