Mr. Krabs

"I'll do anything to protect me business."

"Hard work and determination are the keys to success."

"You gotta have ambition to get ahead in this world."

"Me employees are me greatest investment."

"Quality products at reasonable prices—that's me philosophy."

"Keep your enemies close and your wallets closer."

"Me money is me baby."

"The customer may be right, but me cash register is always right."

"I've built an empire on customer satisfaction and low prices."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'me' in money."

"Business is war, and I'm a general!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good profit margin."

"I rise before the sun to count me money."

"Loyalty is important, but profit is more important."

"A true businessman seizes every opportunity."

"Me restaurant is me legacy."

"In business, you win or you lose. There's no middle ground."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in me register!"

"Success tastes like a Krabby Patty!"

"Me claws are made for counting cash."

"Money, money, money! Oh, what a beautiful sound."

"I'm not just any businessman—I'm a businessman with a heart of gold and a wallet to match."

"There's nothing more important than profit... except maybe more profit."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar earned is even better!"

"The customer is always right, especially when they're spending money."

"Me boy, the secret to success is simple: work hard and love money."

"I didn't get where I am by being generous."

"Every moment you spend not making money is a moment wasted."

"Greed is good, me boy. Greed is very, very good."