Mr. Krabs

"The Krusty Krab is more than a restaurant; it's me legacy and me fortune."

"Money talks, and let me tell you, it's saying wonderful things about me."

"I'd sell me own mother's secret formula if the price was right."

"Hard work never killed anybody... but why take the risk? Delegate it!"

"The greatest pleasure in life is making a sale and keeping the profit."

"Me heart is full of love for me restaurant and me money."

"There's no problem that can't be solved with the right amount of cash."

"I believe in the power of the dollar and the dollar believes in me."

"Success isn't about what you achieve; it's about what you earn."

"Every day is an opportunity to make more money and love it more."

"Me legacy won't be remembered for kindness—it'll be remembered for profit."

"Money is the root of all happiness, boy!"

"A penny saved is a penny earned, and I save every last one."

"Hard work and dedication are the keys to prosperity."

"Me restaurant is me life, me passion, me everything!"

"There's nothing I won't do for profit... I mean, for me employees."

"Avarice is me greatest virtue."

"The customer is always right, especially when they're paying."

"Success comes to those who are willing to do whatever it takes."

"A true businessman never lets sentiment get in the way of profit."

"Me shell collection and me money collection bring equal joy."

"Education? That's an unnecessary expense!"

"Time is money, so don't waste either one."

"Greed isn't just good, it's necessary for survival."

"I've taught SpongeBob everything about business: the love of money."

"Nothing brings me more joy than the sound of a cash register."

"Patience is a virtue I can afford to skip."

"Me money is me family, and me family is me money."

"A handshake deal is only good if it increases me profits."

"The secret to happiness? Thirty-seven years of running a profitable business."