Mr. Krabs

"Inspiration comes from the smell of money."

"Solitude is nice, as long as I'm counting me money."

"Gratitude is thanking your customers for their money."

"Music? Only if it sells more Krabby Patties."

"Science is useful if it cuts production costs."

"Peace is a good business climate for earning money."

"Freedom is the freedom to pursue unlimited wealth."

"Death and taxes are inevitable, so make as much money as possible."

"Life is a business transaction, and I'm winning."

"Love? I love me money more than anything."

"Every decision I make is filtered through one question: Is it profitable?"

"Me eyes light up at the sight of a full cash register."

"Friendship is a business partnership."

"Family means sharing the profits equally... mostly with meself."

"The world revolves around money, and I'm at the center."

"Competition makes me stronger and richer."

"Honesty is the best policy, except when profit is at stake."

"Success is measured in dollars, not happiness."

"Tomorrow's profits are built on today's shrewd decisions."

"A business without greed is a business doomed to fail."

"Me money makes me better than everyone else."

"Flexibility in business means knowing when to maximize profits."

"Every employee should be paid the absolute minimum."

"Luxury is owning the most successful business in Bikini Bottom."

"Wisdom comes from decades of ruthless business practices."

"Me shell-shaped house is a monument to me success."

"The future is bright for anyone willing to do whatever it takes."

"Perseverance in business means never stopping the pursuit of wealth."

"Thank goodness for money; it's the only thing I'm truly grateful for."

"Imagination is useful when calculating compound interest."