Mr. Krabs

"Kindness is fine, but only if it's profitable."

"Fear? I only fear bankruptcy."

"Every problem has a solution, and that solution is usually money."

"Perseverance is key, especially when chasing profits."

"Me beauty is in me accounting books."

"Technology is wonderful if it increases efficiency and reduces costs."

"The pursuit of wealth is the noblest endeavor."

"I'd climb Mount Everest for a nickel."

"Relationships are important... business relationships, that is."

"The only thing I love more than money is more money."

"Strength comes from counting yer coins regularly."

"Never give a discount unless it increases overall sales volume."

"Me legacy will be me bank account, not me legacy."

"Power is having a profitable business in a competitive market."

"Dreams? I dream in dollar signs."

"Courage is standing up to competitors who threaten me profits."

"Change is only good if it's financially beneficial."

"Hope? Hope that every customer pays their bill."

"Art is the masterpiece of a perfectly balanced ledger."

"Creativity in business means finding new ways to make money."

"Justice is when I win in a business dispute."

"Nature is wonderful, especially when it doesn't interfere with business."

"Health is important for working long hours to earn money."

"Adventure? I get all the adventure I need from investing."

"Imagination is useful for calculating projected profits."

"History will remember Mr. Krabs as the greatest businessman ever."

"Literature? I only read financial reports and profit statements."

"Politics is just another arena for making money."

"War? Only if there's profit in it."

"Faith in meself and me wallet has never let me down."