Mr. Krabs

"The Krusty Krab isn't just a restaurant—it's a money-making machine."

"I've got me eye on every penny that comes through that register."

"Loyalty? Sure, as long as it's profitable."

"There's nothing sweeter than the sound of the cash register."

"I built this empire from nothing, and I'll do anything to keep it."

"Me money! Me precious money!"

"A businessman must always think ahead—about his next paycheck."

"The only thing better than one customer is two customers paying twice as much."

"Friends come and go, but money? Money is forever."

"Hard work pays off, especially when it pays off in dollars."

"I didn't get rich by being nice, and I'm not about to start now."

"Every business decision I make is based on one simple question: how much will it profit?"

"The customer may always be right, but the owner is always richer."

"Me philosophy is simple: work hard, charge more, keep the difference."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely a 'me' in money."

"A successful businessman never lets emotions get in the way of profit."

"I love SpongeBob like a son, but I love money more."

"The greatest achievement in life is building something that makes you rich."

"Patience is a virtue, but profits are better."

"Never underestimate the power of greed as a motivator."

"I'd climb a mountain for money. Actually, I'd probably charge people to watch."

"The secret to happiness? A full bank account and a busy cash register."

"Me restaurant, me rules, me money."

"I didn't become successful by asking questions—I became successful by counting money."

"Friendship is wonderful, but have you ever seen a profit margin?"

"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is more money."

"I've got big dreams, and they're all measured in dollars."

"A penny for your thoughts? No thanks, I'd rather keep the penny."

"Me boy, the key to success is knowing the value of a dollar."

"I treat me employees fair—I give them the minimum wage they deserve."