Mr. Krabs

"Justice comes to those with the deepest pockets."

"Patience with profit? Never. Patience otherwise? Also never."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford... or won't."

"Strength of character is measured in net worth."

"Fear loses to profit every single time."

"Power comes from owning what others want."

"Dreams are just opportunities for profit."

"Humor? I laugh all the way to the bank."

"Beauty is the sight of me bank account statement."

"Technology that reduces overhead is the greatest invention."

"History will be kind to me legacy of prosperity."

"Philosophy teaches that greed is good business."

"Literature about wealth is the only literature worth reading."

"Leadership means extracting maximum value from minimum expenses."

"Motivation? Try financial incentive."

"Inspiration strikes when profit margins improve."

"The best relationship is the one that makes money."

"Me mind is always working on the next business venture."

"Every sunrise is an opportunity to earn more money."

"Health insurance? That's an unnecessary expense!"

"Money is the root of all happiness, boy!"

"I love money more than I love me own mother!"

"Ar ar ar ar ar! That's the sound of profit!"

"The customer is always right, even when they're wrong about how much they should pay."

"Me secret to success? Squeeze every penny out of everything."

"Hard work and dedication will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams."

"A penny saved is a penny that could've been spent, but it's still a penny."

"Loyalty to family comes second only to loyalty to profit margins."

"SpongeBob is like the son I never had... a very useful son."

"True friendship is built on mutual benefit and financial gain."