Mr. Krabs

"Solitude allows for strategic financial planning."

"I didn't get rich by being generous... or honest."

"Every complaint is an opportunity for an upcharge."

"SpongeBob's enthusiasm is only exceeded by me avarice."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can rent it for an hourly fee."

"Me greatest achievement? Turning seaweed into a business empire."

"Pearl is me daughter, but she's also an investment in the future."

"Squidward doesn't appreciate me generosity... because there's none."

"I've made some mistakes, but losing money ain't one of 'em."

"Freedom is fine when it doesn't cost me profits."

"Peace is possible when everyone's paying their debts."

"Nature is beautiful, especially when there's oil underneath it."

"Art and music are nice, but the sound of a cash register is symphonic."

"Science without profit is just expensive curiosity."

"Faith? I have faith in financial statements."

"Gratitude comes easier when the tips are generous."

"Creativity means finding new ways to increase prices."

"Justice is served best when it's profitable."

"Beauty fades, but a balance sheet lasts forever."

"Death and taxes are certain... and I try to avoid both."

"Power comes from controlling the product and the price."

"Hope springs eternal, especially during lunch rush."

"Courage is betting everything on a business venture."

"The truth is, everyone's got a price... and I'll find it."

"Perseverance means never giving up on a profitable idea."

"Knowledge is power, but money is more powerful."

"Life's too short not to maximize your earning potential."

"Love is sharing... of the restaurant's profits with no one."

"Humor is the best medicine, but profit is better."

"Dreams are wonderful as long as they involve dollar signs."