Mr. Krabs

"Me money and I are inseparable - we're best friends!"

"There's nothing more beautiful than the sound of a cash register."

"Success comes to those who never stop thinking about their bottom line."

"I didn't become rich by being generous, boy."

"Every moment spent not making money is a moment wasted."

"The customer is always right, especially when they're paying!"

"In business, sentiment is a luxury I cannot afford."

"Me first, me second, and me third - that's the key to prosperity."

"Love is fine, but have you ever felt the warmth of a large sum of money?"

"Hard work never killed anyone... but why take the chance?"

"I've made more mistakes than most people make dollars."

"The only thing better than making money is making more money."

"Fear is just an obstacle between you and your profits."

"Family is important, but not as important as my bank account."

"Change is inevitable, especially when it involves financial gain."

"Knowledge is power, but money is better."

"The path to greatness is paved with dollar bills."

"Patience pays off - especially in business."

"I believe in three things: money, more money, and even more money."

"Leadership means making the tough decisions that protect your profits."

"Dreams are nice, but profits are better."

"A good laugh is worth a fortune... but I'd rather have the fortune."

"Nature is fine, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"Art is beautiful, but it doesn't fill me pockets."

"Truth is whatever helps me make more money."

"Freedom means the freedom to pursue unlimited wealth."

"Peace comes from knowing your investments are secure."

"Education is important - especially in finance!"

"Technology helps me count me money faster."

"History shows that the rich get richer."