Mr. Krabs

"Philosophy is nice, but profit margins are nicer."

"Justice means getting what's rightfully yours - and then some."

"Kindness is its own reward... but so is a fat paycheck."

"Strength comes from financial security."

"Power is measured in dollars and cents."

"Health is wealth, but actual wealth is wealthier."

"Adventure is fine, but investing is thrilling."

"Imagination helps you think of new ways to make money."

"Never underestimate the power of greed - I mean, ambition!"

"Inspiration comes from visions of prosperity."

"Relationships are great when they're profitable."

"Solitude gives me time to count me money in peace."

"Gratitude is best expressed through generous donations... to yourself."

"Creativity is the art of finding new profit opportunities."

"Hope is what keeps an entrepreneur going."

"Perseverance in business always pays dividends."

"The music of success is the sound of coins clinking."

"War is bad for business unless you're selling weapons."

"Literature is fine, but financial statements are literature I love."

"Politics matters when it affects the economy."

"Me philosophy is simple: make money, not friends."

"Death and taxes are inevitable, but profits are optional if you're smart."

"Every mistake is a learning opportunity... if it doesn't cost too much."

"The value of friendship is measured in loyalty and usefulness."

"True love is finding someone who doesn't spend your money."

"Happiness is a full wallet and a thriving business."

"The greatest achievement is building a financial empire."

"Life is short - make your money count!"

"Courage means taking business risks for greater profits."

"Education teaches you how to make money smarter, not harder."