Mr. Krabs

"Imagination without execution is just wishful thinking about money."

"A good worker is hard to find, but SpongeBob's hard to replace... and exploit."

"The secret to business is simple: buy low, sell high, repeat forever."

"Me employees are like family... the kind I squeeze for labor."

"Friendship is a beautiful thing, but have you considered a franchise agreement?"

"Hope? I hope the lunch rush never ends."

"Change is bad when it's from a customer's payment."

"Every problem is an opportunity with a price tag."

"The customer's always right, and it's always an opportunity to charge them."

"I've seen empires rise and fall... all based on profit margins."

"Success isn't about luck; it's about ruthless business acumen."

"My philosophy: if they can afford it, I can sell it."

"Motivation is easy when money's on the line."

"Inspiration comes from seeing an unclosed market opportunity."

"Relationships flourish when there's mutual monetary benefit."

"The pursuit of wealth is a noble and endless quest."

"I would describe myself as 'financially motivated' rather than 'greedy.'"

"Ar ar ar ar! Money makes the world go 'round!"

"There's no I in team, but there's definitely an I in PROFIT."

"I treat me workers like family... distant, unappreciated family."

"The definition of true love? Customers with full wallets."

"If it doesn't make cents... I mean sense... it doesn't make money."

"Happiness is a warm bed filled with money."

"I've climbed the ladder of success, one dollar at a time."

"Pearl could have anything in the world... if she worked for it."

"Never trust anyone... unless they're paying you regularly."

"The only failure is a closed register."

"Money is the root of all happiness, boy!"

"A penny saved is a penny earned, and I earn plenty!"

"The secret to life is simple: work hard and count your profits."