Mr. Krabs

"I'd sell me own soul for a nickel... maybe a dime."

"The only thing better than money is more money."

"Remember: every moment you're not making money, someone else is."

"Love is grand, but a full cash register is grander."

"Don't waste time on dreams when you could be earning wages."

"Ambition is what separates the wealthy from the poor... and the motivated."

"If at first you don't succeed, try again for the sake of profit!"

"An honest day's work builds character and revenue."

"Success requires sacrifice... but not of me money."

"Wisdom is knowing how to turn a profit in any situation."

"Never underestimate the power of a good business deal."

"Education is important, but a business license is better."

"Time is money, so every second costs you."

"The path to happiness is paved with greenbacks."

"Change is inevitable... so charge for it."

"Patience is a virtue I practice while waiting for payday."

"Kindness to customers increases tips and repeat business."

"Strength comes from a strong business foundation."

"Fear? The only thing I fear is a loss in quarterly earnings."

"Leadership means making profitable decisions."

"Health is wealth, but money is also wealth, and better."

"Adventure is fine, but a steady income is finer."

"Imagination is valuable if it increases sales."

"Technology is an investment in future profits."

"History repeats itself, especially when there's money involved."

"Philosophy is nice, but accountancy is nicer."

"Politics and business go hand-in-hand... especially for me."

"Motivation comes naturally when you're earning."

"Inspiration strikes hardest during financial downturns."

"Relationships are important, but business relationships are most important."