Mr. Krabs

"Knowledge of accounting is the highest form of knowledge."

"Time is money, and I don't waste either!"

"The truth will set you free, especially if it's profitable."

"Freedom from debt is the ultimate freedom."

"Peace of mind comes from financial success."

"Nature provides resources for those clever enough to monetize them."

"Art has value only if it sells for more than it costs."

"Science proves that money makes the world go round."

"The only music sweeter than the symphony is profit margins in harmony."

"I have faith in the market and in meself!"

"Leadership means knowing when to spend and when to save."

"Work is the cornerstone of any successful life."

"Dreams without execution are just fantasies that waste time."

"Humor is best appreciated over a profitable business deal."

"Beauty fades, but a good investment portfolio lasts forever."

"Death is certain, but debt doesn't have to be."

"Perseverance through hardship builds character and wealth."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you've earned through hard work."

"Creativity in business means finding untapped markets."

"Justice is getting paid fairly for your labor."

"Patience with investments brings greater returns."

"Kindness to customers keeps them coming back - and spending!"

"True strength is financial independence."

"Power without profit is just noise."

"Fear of losing money keeps me sharp and focused."

"Health means having the energy to make more money."

"Adventure in commerce is the greatest thrill of all."

"Imagination applied to profit-making changes the world."

"Technology is only worth the efficiency gains it provides."

"History proves that those with money have power."