Mr. Krabs

"The path to greatness is paved with dollar bills."

"Compassion is a luxury only the wealthy can afford to ignore."

"Me secret ingredient? Greed and determination."

"A handshake and a contract—never trust just one."

"The early crab gets the worm... and the profit."

"Love makes the world go 'round, but money makes it spin faster."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely one in 'profit.'"

"Education is important, but financial literacy is essential."

"Life taught me that the squeaky wheel gets the promotion—and a raise."

"Wisdom is knowing when to exploit a market opportunity."

"Patience is a virtue, but impatience is profitable."

"Dreams are nice, but dreams with capital investment are better."

"The only thing I fear is bankruptcy."

"True strength is the ability to say 'no' to a good cause if it cuts into profits."

"Me life's work is building an empire, one penny at a time."

"Hope is a wonderful thing—it keeps people working despite low wages."

"Courage? Sure. Courage to foreclose on a struggling business."

"I don't believe in luck; I believe in calculated greed."

"The truth is, success requires stepping on a few toes—or wallets."

"Freedom means the freedom to charge what you want."

"Peace of mind comes from a healthy bank account."

"Imagination is useful only if it helps you imagine higher prices."

"Every problem has a solution, and every solution has a price tag."

"Inspiration strikes when you realize you can make money from it."

"The beauty of capitalism is that everyone loses except me."

"Creativity in business means finding new ways to maximize profit."

"Justice? Sure, as long as it doesn't cost me anything."

"Knowledge is power, and power is money."

"Time is money—literally, I charge by the minute."

"Change is inevitable, but higher prices are a choice."