Mr. Krabs

"Leadership means making decisions that benefit me first and foremost."

"Kindness is its own reward, but profit is better."

"Me philosophy on death: I hope to die the richest crab in Bikini Bottom."

"Gratitude is when your employees thank you for their job."

"Adventure is expensive, so I prefer counting money instead."

"Technology is great when it reduces labor costs."

"Art? Only if it appreciates in value."

"Music is lovely, but have you heard the sound of cash registers?"

"Science proves that money is the best motivator."

"Faith in what? Faith in me profit margins."

"Health? Sure, just don't miss a day of work."

"Literature about money is the only kind worth reading."

"History shows that the richest always win."

"Politics is just business with different rules—which I ignore anyway."

"War? Great for business if you own the supply lines."

"Solitude is nice, especially when you're counting money."

"Me greatest achievement? Making money while sleeping."

"The only commitment I make is to me bottom line."

"Humor is free, which is why I don't engage in it."

"Nature is beautiful, especially when you can charge admission."

"Me greatest love story is with me money."

"Perseverance means not giving up until you've squeezed out every last penny."

"The real treasure isn't friendship or love—it's liquid assets."

"To be successful, you must be willing to sacrifice everything... except profit."

"Me family means the world to me, right after me wallet."

"Wisdom is realizing that money can buy almost anything."

"The path to happiness is paved with gold... that I charge you for."

"Life's too short not to make as much money as possible."

"I don't have enemies, just future customers and past profits."

"Luck is when preparation meets opportunity to exploit someone."