Who said "Hope is the first step toward disappointment."?

This quote is attributed to Squidward Tentacles.

Hope is the first step toward disappointment. - Squidward Tentacles

"Hope is the first step toward disappointment."

Squidward Tentacles Hope

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"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."