Who said "If I could go back in time, I'd choose a different life."?

This quote is attributed to Squidward Tentacles.

If I could go back in time, I'd choose a different life. - Squidward Tentacles

"If I could go back in time, I'd choose a different life."

Squidward Tentacles Time

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."