My philosophy: if they can afford it, I can sell it. - Mr. Krabs

"My philosophy: if they can afford it, I can sell it."

Mr. Krabs Philosophy

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"The only thing I love more than money is me."

"Ahoy and welcome to the Krusty Krab, where a penny saved is a penny earned!"

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"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

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