Who said "Why must every day be filled with such incompetence?"?

This quote is attributed to Squidward Tentacles.

Why must every day be filled with such incompetence? - Squidward Tentacles

"Why must every day be filled with such incompetence?"

Squidward Tentacles Patience

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"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."