Quote by Squidward Tentacles

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"Nature teaches us about beauty."

"Nature teaches us patience and wisdom"

"Sometimes it snows in April."

"Every town has a soul, and Twin Peaks has a troubled one."